Friend falls over a step then starts rolling about on the ground clutching knee.

Friend: Why does it hurt so much?
Me: Because it was real.
Friend: …I want to bury you.

indyfinitely:

everything i did, i did for them

Where was the ‘Everything I did I did for them’ line from Thorin?!

masterburqlar:

I don’t simply want an extended version of The Hobbit and LotR. I want everything. Every single scene ever filmed. I dont even care if it’s not finished, just fucking give it to me.

Yes precious!

moffxt:

Every person that reblogs this will get a special New Years message from a character based on your blog

EVERY SINGLE ONE

klngfili:

out of context this looks like they just knocked out Gandalf with a frying pan 

teofilaslaboniowa:

Thorin + people skills

seadeepspaceontheside:

auggusst:

seadeepspaceontheside:

Well it was either the treasure boxes or Fili. 

Demanding alternate picture where it is fili

here you go

Tauriel got Kili killed… Tauriel…

Not his slightly unstable Uncle? You know the guy who expressly sent Kili into some tunnels where he thought Azog was hiding, a plan that was really bad idea which subsequently got Fili killed…? Not Thorin who’s daft idea it was to go charging up there in the first place… Not Thorin who lead Kili on this dangerous quest to begin with then when they got there declared war on pretty much everyone over some sparkly rocks?

Still Tauriel totally to blame for this one. Right. No. Yup. Reasonable.

nuktuk:

wingbeifong:

are the toilets in the northern and southern water tribes made of ice? dont peoples buttcheeks literally get ripped off when they try to get up or have water tribers evolved passed that?

probably the reason why people of the watertribe have the greatest asses. only the mightiest and strongest ass can survive to be passed on to the next generations.

I feel like bathroom procedure there might be a squat and dangle kinda situation to prevent contact.

anddante:

T A U R I E L  - - -  C a p t a i n  o f   M i r k w o o d

mumfordness:

merlin + lord of the rings quotes (10/?)

home is behind
the world ahead
and there are many paths to tread
through shadow
to the edge of night
until the stars are all alight
mist and shadow
cloud and shade
all shall fade
all shall fade

deanpendragon:

‘cause i’ll return as soon as possible
happy deathday, merlin fandom ♥